Newfoundland, Canada - University Student (Teaching English as a Second Language, History, French Language Studies)
1. Don’t be nice if it gets in the way of you being happy
2. Don’t judge people even if you think what they’re doing is wrong
3. If you give a mouse a cookie he’s going to want a glass of milk
4. Don’t let other peoples actions or feelings toward you dictate your life.
5. Don’t lie to protect peoples feelings.
6. Be okay with people not sharing your viewpoint holy shit.
7. Be friends with literally everyone.
8. Don’t worry about other peoples feelings over your own life they’ll be okay.
9. It’s okay to be vain for real though just love yourself lots and if it makes people uncomfortable eh so what
10. Play lots of music all the time. Life’s not so bad at 33 rpm.
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]